"Ducktron Saves The Day" is a special tribute to all ducks that intervene between any innocent flower-toting toddlers and malevolent mullet-headed seagulls, because I'm sure a lot of ducks do. Most ducks are tender-hearted, courageous beings, and it would be an honor to be saved by one. Hopefully the child pictured here will grow up to become a duck-loving vegetarian on behalf of his indebtedness to the duck breed. As you can see, the small boy was just about to be pecked by this evil, gargantuan seagull, but was saved at the last second when Ducktron splendidly seized him by the mullet, thereby stealing all his evil powers. At the same time, flushing the evil seagull's tower down into the fountain of lily-padded DOOM. I am a concerned spectator in the background. Enjoy!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Ducktron Saves the Day
"Ducktron Saves The Day" is a special tribute to all ducks that intervene between any innocent flower-toting toddlers and malevolent mullet-headed seagulls, because I'm sure a lot of ducks do. Most ducks are tender-hearted, courageous beings, and it would be an honor to be saved by one. Hopefully the child pictured here will grow up to become a duck-loving vegetarian on behalf of his indebtedness to the duck breed. As you can see, the small boy was just about to be pecked by this evil, gargantuan seagull, but was saved at the last second when Ducktron splendidly seized him by the mullet, thereby stealing all his evil powers. At the same time, flushing the evil seagull's tower down into the fountain of lily-padded DOOM. I am a concerned spectator in the background. Enjoy!
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